Welcome!
to
Fer any first time visitors to my page:
I'm Hillbilly Dave, and I shore am pleased that you decided to stop by!
Kick off your shoes and sit a spell! We got somethin' fer everyone! Well,
almost everyone. I been doin' a bit of rearrangin' lately. I shore hope
y'all like it!
Fer anyone's been here before: Welcome
back! It's good t'see ya agin! As you can see (or will see), I've changed
things around a bit. If you're lookin' fer the parts on Christian issues,
just go to "The
Armory." But don't ferget to check out the stuff on this page
too!
So, grab a stick and start ta whitlin'
and enjoy my page! I'd be much obliged if you'd excuse my pore speakin'
skills. My pappy always said if we could put my brains in a hoot owl, it'd
fly back'ards! (What do you reckon he meant by that? Hmmm. I'll have to
ponder on it.) Whilst I'm a ponderin . . . Hey! Hey!! *Let
me out!* Wait just a danged
minute, I ain't through yet! *Yes, you are*
No I ain't! I . . .
Aargh! *grunt* *pant* Ugh! Excuse me! Sometimes the hillbilly in me overpowers my brain and gets loose! *It ain't yore brain, it's mine! Yore just that smarty pants feller I have to share it with!* [Quiet, you!] *Yer gettin' too big for yer britches!* [swift mental kick]*Ow!!!* [Heh! Heh!] It's O.K. now. I think I've got him under control again. So let me welcome you to MY *You think!* home page. I hope you like it. Please look it over and let me know what you think so far! I'd love to hear your opinions and/or any suggestions you might have!
Send e-mail to dwalkhf@dialnet.net
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 Sit back and have a laugh! |
 Updates on us 'n our youngun! Updated 6/10 |
 Who's behind this schizophrenic page? |
 Some writins by yores truly! |
 They's only a few now, but I'm a-hopin' fer more! |
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Have you seen this youngun'?
Somebody misses 'em a whole lot!
If you think you've seen this child (or young person), PLEASE click
on the picture
and let someone know about it!
Send e-mail to dwalkhf@dialnet.net
Well, now! I reckon I've had
about visits to this here page so
far! Ain't that a pickle!
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